April in Wonderland...: June 2007

Some things I hate about being single...

not having a readily available shag on tap... ie: perpetually to my right in the bed!
not having someone to look after you when you are sick
always getting invitations for "April" - rarely an "April and..." I am not a loser, I have people I may like to bring whether I share a marriage certificate with them or not!!! Plus, it almost seems like you are not allowed to bring a guest with you as the offer has not been given! So you then feel uncomfortable about asking...
not having that special someone you share intimate 'funnies' with...
not having someone to be intimate with on a level beyond friendship
Not having someone i know i can call at any hour to come pick me up or come over just because i need a hug or just because...
Someone else to put the bins out - it is a boys job after all
putting petrol in the car the nite/morning before work if it's too bloody cold for me to do so
wanting kids so badly sometimes, my loins ache

Some things I love about being single...

Being able to play Motley Crue as loudly as i want as often as i want with no-one telling me to turn it down
being able to shag/snog whomever i want when i want if and when the opportunity arises
going anywhere without checking with someone else first
having to share the vodka with NO-ONE... unless there are visitors (although then you can just pretend you don't have any he he he)
spending your hard earned money on nobody but yourself
not having to listen to someone else's crap ass music tastes
not having to clean up after someone else
making pina colada's and not having to share the best mix ever with anyone but me
being able to sleep uninterrupted by snoring
wearing sexy undies and pj's just for me
going to see as many live bands and lusting after them as often as i want

this list is currently a work in progress and I will add to it when the need arises... So keep checking back...

LADDER

#	TEAM		P	PTS
1		Cats	12	36
2		Hawks	12	32
3		Eagles	12	32
4		Magpies	12	32
5		Crows	12	28
6		Bombers	12	28
7		Bulldogs	12	28
8		Power	12	28
9		Kangaroos	12	28
10		Swans	12	24
Full Ladder

Have you ever seen anything more beautiful this year??? The only thing that would make it better, is if we were number one... Fingers crossed!

I'm feeling all crappy... I hate being sick! How's everyone else out there doing?

Just a few pearlers that I recently got in my email inbox and had to share...

Internet issues... Having heaps of them at the moment so although I may not get to comment on your blogs or often view them before my net goes kapput, it is not for lack of trying! So don't think i don't love you all, its just that i will get there when the issues are fixed. It's enough that i actually managed to post this month on my own... AT ALL!!! Love ya's. xxx

Bring this event on in a hurry!!!

Bartender Jack...

Could the new hottie behind the Eagle Bar, be any cuter??? I think not!

Andy and Kate get engaged!!!
Congratulations!!!

Chartbusting 80's Goes Gold

As if it was never going to happen... We are all so proud! if you don't have your copy yet, rush out and get one now! It's got heaps of 80's film clips on it and provides awesome backing music to anything going on in your day/night... Get it intaya!

Baby Renate...

This little gem is due on Nikki Sixx's birthday! how appropriate is this? Well besides the fact that I should be Nikki's sex slave and Motley Crue rules, Sharon is also a HUGE Motley fan... So we are very proud!!!

My sprained ankle...
You probably all know how much i hate hate hate feet, but i sprained my ankle the other day and it fucken hurts... So i am sharing the pain with you all so you know how much it hurts. And how gross it looks!

Black hair has been cancelled.
Too high maintenance.
Apparently it would be just like having blonde hair again and i simply cannot be bothered...
Sorry dudes.

Appetite For Destruction's
Guns and Roses
20th Anniversary Tour Party

Featuring Appetite For Destruction (Guns and Roses Tribute Show), Pure Cult (Cult Tribute Show) + Pumping Iron (Iron Maiden Tribute Show)

Friday 15 June 2007

Guns n Roses
saturday 16th June...

Guess who's going... Me! Your favourite neighbourhood bogan! (that was for sean) ha ha ha! I just can't wait... I know that slash etc aren't going to be there, but i saw the set list from the perth show and i just have to go dudes!

I'm in section 24, row D! Can't wait!

MetalSkank and BonJoviSkank

aka: April and Miranda-Jane

Bad Medicine

Played @... Q Room in moonee ponds, Saturday nite.

They are a Bon Jovi tribute band that are really fucking awesome. So if you love Bon Jovi and want to get the cool ass vibe from their music and seeing a live band, that is actually kick ass then get on down to see them!