Dear...

...Anonymous poster...

Seems the anonymous posters' identity so far continues to elude me... Although it is kind of fun to keep on guessing as to your identity, perhaps it might be nice to just end the guessing games and email me (secretly) who the hell you are... cos although i am sure that messing with my seriously curious mind is surely making you feel all important and the like, i will not continue to BITE forever... This can not continue... Can it?

Curiouser and curiouser...