Girlfriend & sister week...

Girlfriend and Sister's Week

I am only as strong as the vodka I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have. To the cool women that have touched my life. Here's to you! National Girlfriends Day

What would most of us do without our sisters, dirty friends, confidants and shopping, lunching over bottles of wine and travelling girls for girly weekends away??? Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake! TO MY GIRLFRIENDS!

It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves - but if we do, who cares right!!!
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. But we do it for ourselves anyway.
8. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked - but we can if we want to... and sometimes we want to.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot - but still know the sex will be great.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. (OR CHEESE in my case)
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway. Pass this on to all the bright women you know and make their day!!!!!