Easter blues
As much as I wanted to get into the Easter spirit today, I had the blues... (damn PMS crap - if I have to suffer with this period shit for heaps more years and never get to procreate, then I am going to be 're he he healllllllly' pissed off and the PMS is not going to know what hit it!!! Flark It!) So to try to fix the melancholy that was in my heart today, I tried to get into some chocolate. (Had already tried the alcohol fix thing earlier - didn't work).
Now, for all those who know and love me, normally a big ass bit of cheese will do the trick and I am not normally partial to just eating "the chocolate" randomly, constantly or sporadically or for PMS purposes like normal women (I never profess to be normal - EVER!). But today, I thought i'd give it a try and since I had one of my faves in the fridge already - yes I do appreciate the irony! How the hell can i have a 'FAVE' if I don't normally ever really like chocolate...? It's those little red jelly beans dammit!!! Yes it was Black Forrest! (YES DEL! Black forrest...) I thought what the hell... I also can't go past anything that is choc mint if you must know!!!
Now, for all those who know and love me, normally a big ass bit of cheese will do the trick and I am not normally partial to just eating "the chocolate" randomly, constantly or sporadically or for PMS purposes like normal women (I never profess to be normal - EVER!). But today, I thought i'd give it a try and since I had one of my faves in the fridge already - yes I do appreciate the irony! How the hell can i have a 'FAVE' if I don't normally ever really like chocolate...? It's those little red jelly beans dammit!!! Yes it was Black Forrest! (YES DEL! Black forrest...) I thought what the hell... I also can't go past anything that is choc mint if you must know!!!
So I go to open it and you will never believe it, but even the chocolate people at cadbury were here to piss me off today! As the pics illustrate, there were not just one... But TWO layers of foil to get through before you got to the actual stuff you are after... How annoying.
Hence, I felt the need to document this on my BLOG, as this just goes to prove that the lack of luck I seem to have is even prevailant in flarking chocolate eating!!! What a nightmare! Well as you can see from the last shot, I did not let it deter me from having a nibble or two... You will be assured to know that yes, after about 3 pieces, I already feel sick! Damn caffeine allergy! Therefore, I will have to invest in a little cheese eating anyway to equalise the sitch in the belly! No complaints on that level, but sooooo not cut out for this chocolate eating thing... Sorry!
I hope you all had a really nice day anyway and got lots of chocs if that is your thing... Me? I would have been rapt if someone had've given me a good old block of Kraft cheddar...
I hope you all had a really nice day anyway and got lots of chocs if that is your thing... Me? I would have been rapt if someone had've given me a good old block of Kraft cheddar...
In the blue box of course!
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